I love the puss, to tease the puss, rub the puss, fuck the puss. I’m proud to say I lick the puss. If it involves the puss, I’m at the front of the line cause I can’t get me enough of the puss. The puss is a great thing. But wait, hold the phone, as I am sure all you guys are asking, “What about her? What does she love? Tell me more about her interests.” Ok, if you insist. Obviously she loves the cock, and we love that she loves the cock, but this isn’t about the cock today. Nope, today it’s about her, kind of, so what does she love? Well, surprise surprise, she also loves the puss, just in a different way. The puss is the center of her pleasure spot. She loves it when you tease the puss, rub the puss, fuck the puss. But most importantly, she loves it when you lick the puss.
I know we’re all egomaniacal and misogynistic, so why am I commenting on what she wants? Because sex is a two person game. Make it enjoyable for her, and she’ll want seconds, the pleasure you provide becomes your power. Once she knows how great you are with the puss, she”ll tell her friends, and your reputation will grow.
There’s a Soprano’s episode where Junior’s given the gears for going down on this chick he’s seeing. Since I come from a younger generation, I can only guess that this type of behavior was frowned upon back then. I’m not sure if guys just didn’t do the act or if they did it but didn’t talk about it. Either way, I’m glad we’re not bound by such societal straps today, and if we were, I wouldn’t abide by them. I could never understand being shamed or embarrassed by the ultimate appreciation of the female form.
But to pleasure the puss, you must get to know the puss, understand the puss, master the puss. Do this by reading up on the puss, on the biology of the puss, ask her about the puss, at the right time (talking about the puss at the wrong time can be extremely awkward, talking about the puss at the right time is incredibly sexy). Let her know you’re interested in the puss, that you want to please the puss. Don’t be afraid to ask for a little instruction, to the left, right, up, down. The last thing you want to do is waste your time down there. Please the puss, and you open the floodgates to that wet and wild water slide. There’s no better lube than natural puss lube. The wetter the puss, the better the push.
And ladies, maintain the puss. We don’t want to see a lot of hair, we don’t want smells or sweat or tattoos, we want clean, fresh puss. You know how bad sushi can turn you off all sushi for months? Well bad puss can do the same. You’ll only ruin it for yourself. So keep the puss trimmed, clean, and fresh, and let’s all enjoy the puss together.
Completely shaved, especially Asian and white girls under 30… Yumm! Its really hard to go back to unkempt pussy once you’ve had the good stuff.
you talk about unkempt puss, have you ever had the bloated puss. Like a fire cracker has gone off in there. I don’t know how it gets so bad, maybe from bearing children, I try not to get too attached as if to find out if there is a child involved or not, but I’ve seen some pretty beat up puss. I’ve also seen some tight, sweet ass puss. It’s like she does pussy pushups or something. Much like you’d say she has a great ass or a great set of tits, she had amazing puss.
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