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I really do have a serious problem, i can wake from a post coitus night of splendor with a hot babe, be content while i’m still at home, and watch her leave, and be as relaxed as a hindu cow, content in my jizz spent masterpiece i performed on said babe. The problem lies when i step out on the street.

Vancouver is ripe with some of the most gorgeous women in the world, all types, different races, different styles, different types – but so many hot ones, all over the place. My neighbourhood which i’ve lived in for the past year, but had spent years in the neighbourhood previously for 5 years – used to be void of hot babes at certain times of the morning or day. A sunday would be fine to put on a cap, un-showered and walk to the store for some nice hangover provisions – i do this now, and bam, there are at least 4 hot babes i encounter. I know this seems like a great problem to have, i mean the upside is that you are never at a loss of replenishable hot pussy, but the downside is, sometimes i actually do need a break from women.

When i need a break from girls completely, i now have to invite my guy friends over to catch a hockey or football game, maybe a fight on pay per view every now and then, just to avoid hot babes entering my field of vision. The problem is i live in a building with hot babes, and if my curtains are open, theres at least 10 that walk by my building. It’s excruciating. I can’t possibly be with only one woman anymore for an extended period of time - i always see a hotter babe as soon as i leave my apartment.

I was picking up food for a girl i was having over tonight, bam, a sultry girl standing there talking with her fat girl friend, aimlessly waiting to make an order but oblivious of having to make contact – probably not used to being in a room with out being noticed – we exchange sex glances, she’s wearing tall black boots and tight black pants – i immediately have thoughts of tearing off her pants and bending her over and ravaging her. I grab my food and notice a final sex glance at me as i leave. God, at some point it would actually be nice to just not see chicks i want to fuck the shit out of on a moment to moment basis.

Looks like i’m gonna have to get out of the city for the few months that i want to not have chicks in my life, or bother with them at all, because it’s not something i can ever turn off.

It’s like paradise and a torturous hell at the same time. Blissful? Mostly, but sometimes quite a bother.

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